July 26, 2021

Good Morning Groanies,

I hurt my finger trying to snag some cheese out of a mousetrap, so I'll be brief.

I have humorous jokes and whatnot for your giggling pleasure so please enjoy... and laugh at your discretion.

"Can you believe July is almost over already?" said my calendar that I had to send thru the paper shredder because calendars are NOT supposed to talk to you!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Did He Get Anything? --*

"Get this." said one drinker to his friends at the bar, "Last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."

"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.

"Yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

*-- Calf Crash --*

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.

"Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?

A: She had a pumpkin for a coach!


Q: What do you call a person who takes care of lemons?

A: A lemon aide.


Q: What do you call two birds in love?

A: Tweethearts.