June 23, 2021

Good Morning Groanies,

Did you know that tomorrow is gonna have itself a full moon? That's right, lycanthropy enthusiasts - It's party time!

I, myself, am one hairy dude. So I'm actually looking forward to this 'fullest of moons' thing. I won't howl or anything, but it'll give me an excuse not to shave for a few extra days. "Hey, who let Chewbacca in here?" He's a werewolf, right?

Much like trying to remember my bachelor party, things are gonna get fuzzy. Get it?!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve

This $3 Multitool Fits On Your Keys So You Always Have It Ready!

*-- A Bear Walked Into A Bar --*

A bear walked into a bar, slapped a $50.00 bill on the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; "I'll be back in a minute."

He went to his manager and stated what had just occurred. The manager told him to go back to the bar, give the bear a beer, $.50 change and strike up a conversation.

The bartender drew a beer, placed it on the bar, took the $50 bill, tossed fifty cents on the bar and said; "You know we don't get many bears in here". The bear looked at the 50 cents, then at the beer, then said to the bartender; "$49.50 for a beer I can see why!"

*-- How Old Am I? --*

The teacher noticed that Al had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention.

"Al," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I?

"Thirty-four," Al answered unhesitatingly.

The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?"

"Oh, there's nothing to it," Al said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What does a cow say when she has a cold?

A: Aaaahhh... AAAAhhh.... AAAAHHHHMMMMMOOOOO!


Q: What happens when a cat eats a lemon?

A: It becomes a sourpuss.


Q: Where would you look when purchasing felines via mail order?

A: In a Cat-a-log.