June 19, 2021

Howdy Folks,

Tomorrow is Fathers Day and i'm a lookin forward to that becasue I myself am one of them dads. I have at least 4, maybe 5 young'uns. I think its 5. 5 sounds right. And I love them all in there own special way.

They usually shower me with gifts or just make me take a shower, but it's all in good fun.

The best thing I ever did, besides marryin my wife was havin them kids. They make life good, and you can't ask for more than that.

So I hope yer Happy Dads Day os the best one yet and I hope y'all got a whole mess of kids to spend the day with to make it special. If not I send number 5 on over to play horseshoes with you or maybe wash yer car or something. I'm just kiddin. He knows he's under house arrest and cant leave or else his ankle bracelet will go off.

Happy Father's Day, y'all!

Oh, and I fergot to add this hillarius caption to last weeks pic of the guy with the lizard lookin hair on his head - Comb-a, comb-a, comb-a, comb a chameleon. Nice job, Freya!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

I am invisible. You can't see me.

Fluffy thought she was home free. But Fluffy didn't count on a surprise hairball.

Don't sneeze, don't sneeze, don't sneeze...

I pray my cloak of invisibility is functioning properly!

Who me? I'm a cater pillar.

I should never have accepted a double-dog dare

Petrified with fear

Nothin' to see here; move along ...

Here kitty-kitty!

Hiding in plain sight!

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