June 12, 2021
I was just thinkin: Why are the shoes you wear around the house called slippers?
I think they should be called house shoes or inside shoes. Banana peels should be called slippers! I've a slipped plenty of times on them, never when i was a sportin a pair of slippers. That's just false advertising, right?
Who'd wanna wear shoes that you'll be slipping around in, I mean besides ice skaters and hockey players? It's all just so messed up.
Bananas are good though. So is banana creme pie. Great, now I'm hungry.
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