May 15, 2021
Howdy Folks,
I was doin a bit of the ol' spring cleanin and I notised that under my youngest younguns bed was a whole lot of them dust bunnies. A whole bunch of bunnies, and crumbs, and candy wrappers, and hair, and broken crayons, and dirty socks, and three paper clips.
When I told her about the abundance of stuff under there all she asked was, "What about my bunnies?"
I told her that i sucked em up in the vaccuum, allong with the other stuff, and that was that.
She began to cry and I told her that it soon enuff the bunnies would come back as the dust built back up. And she said, "I know. The reason I'm crying is that with the bunnies gone, who's gonna keep my pet snake that got loose company now?"
I didn't answer. I just ran out of the trailer, screeamin like a banshee. I've been sleepin in the truck for almost a week or until the dust bunnnies are back. Dang snake!
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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