May 01, 2021
I hope y'all are doin' better than I am. I've been havin' these stomach pains ever since I ate this chicken dinner at recently re-opened "Ralph's Chicken, Ammo and Bowl-a-rama".
My tummy has been a killin' me. I've been complainin' so much that the wife and the young'uns went off to visit Grandma. Now I know that she only lives three trailers away, but still.
I talked to my doctor and he says that the best thing I could do is drink plenty of liquids, rest and let the digestive process do its thing.
That's all well and good, but I don't know what to do - It's been four days and I still haven't passed a beak.
Take Care Y'all
P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can just click and read RIGHT HERE
Captions? Comments? Questions? Email Jethro
Last Weeks Picture:
Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:
You poop outside? I poop inside... my pants!
Why do you wear the same coat every day?
And they called it puppy love.
Oh boy, a new chew toy.
Do I look like you or do you look like me?
You havin' second thoughts on our playtime together?
No, I'm the cutest.
Really dude, A stare down?
Excuse me?!?!? What did you call me?!?!?
SO, YOU WANNA BE A VETERINARIAN. HUH?
Send your captions to: JETHRO
I Think It's The Best Idea Ever!
NO MORE SPLATTER MESSES IN THE MICROWAVE!