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May 01, 2021

Howdy Folks,

Gadgets HurryI hope y'all are doin' better than I am. I've been havin' these stomach pains ever since I ate this chicken dinner at recently re-opened "Ralph's Chicken, Ammo and Bowl-a-rama".

My tummy has been a killin' me. I've been complainin' so much that the wife and the young'uns went off to visit Grandma. Now I know that she only lives three trailers away, but still.

I talked to my doctor and he says that the best thing I could do is drink plenty of liquids, rest and let the digestive process do its thing.

That's all well and good, but I don't know what to do - It's been four days and I still haven't passed a beak.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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