April 10, 2021
I just wanted to getta showt out to a reader that goes by the handle of Freya the Wanderer. Thanks so much fer sendin in some of the phunniest pictures i hadd seen in awhile. I'll be sure to use them at my leisure or leasher or whatever it is. Much obliged.
I went over to visit my buddy, Pat, the other day. He has himself a wooden legg and over the last few weeks wheneveer he takes a snooze in his hammock he awakens to find a woodpecker just beatin his beak against his leg like there's beef jerky or lotto tickets in there. He said if this keeps up he's gonna half to get a new woooden legg.
After i came home from our visit the wife asked me how Pat was and I said, "Pat's gotta woodpecker problem."
The responded with, "That's weird. I always thought he had a wooden legg."
She reallized the mistake she had made and we had a good laff. And I told her it was totally Oak-kay!
Take Care Y'all
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