April 07, 2021

Good morning crew,

That poor, little dog. The wife just gave Mini her spring grooming and she looks like a whole new dog. Instead of a dirty, white mop the wife shaved her down to a lean, stream-lined squirrel hunter.

Ok, maybe not lean, but definitely a lot thinner than I thought she was. All winter I thought I was over-feeding the poor, little girl while it turns out she was just carrying around a couple extra pounds of hair.

But Mini does NOT appreciate being trimmed. She takes it personally. I swear to God she sulked for two days. But some leftover Easter ham and mashed potatoes finally brought her back around.

Another thing a good grooming helps with is the shedding. Mini's not much of a shedder, but when her hair is longer it really shows up. And if you have any pets you know what I'm talking about. That's why it is absolutely essential to have a good lint and hair roller on hand like the Sticky Buddy Reusable Lint Roller.

Unlike many traditional lint rollers, The Sticky Buddy is completely reusable and washable. Meaning a one-time purchase will give you a lifetime of cleaning these small messes. It even works on carpets!

Not only is it reusable, but the cleaning process is one of the easiest around. All you need to do is rinse the roller under the faucet with lukewarm water. Let the roller thoroughly dry before its next use. You even receive a bonus travel sized roll that includes all the same features for even easier portability!

CLICK HERE and watch the video to see it in action...if you are a pet owner or know someone that could use this - I'm telling you...best money spent!

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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