February 22, 2021
Good Morning Groanies,
I'm feeling silly today! I've got my underwear on the outside of my pants. I'm wearing a rainbow wig. I'm only talking in Pig Latin (But typing normally). Too silly? Not silly enough?
I think I've lost my mind. That didn't take too long. Are my clothes on backwards? What's happening?
Enjoy the jokes while I figure out where things went wrong.
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*-- You Were Right --*
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old guy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old guy's butt.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You were right all along," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
*-- What's A Henway? --*
A number of years ago I went to a bar with some friends.
After a few brews I noticed a sign above the bar: "For Sale. 1985 Henway. Excellent Condition. Make Offer."
So I asked the bartender, "What's a henway?"
He says, "Oh, about 3 to 4 pounds."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did one dog say to the other?
A: "Sit down quick, here comes old cold nose."
Q: How do you know that your tiger is telling the truth?
A: He's not a lion.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Rabbit farts!