February 20, 2021

Howdy Folks,

Since the Super Bowl ended my kin and i have ben tryin to find somethin for us to bet on. You can bet that gamblin is a huge part of the Jethro family.

12 of us Jethroes have decided to have a sideburns grow off and bet 20 bucks each to see which member will be able to grow the longest set of burns in one months time.

We are current a week and a half in and I'm in 4th place. It's not as easy as I thought it would be. I thought that the 180 dollars would shirley be mine, but Aunt Ida has taken a commandin lead and sits at a distant 1st place.

I don't know if this is considered cheatin but I know for a fact that she was bit by a wolf when she was 9 year old. I wish i remembered that before i threw in my money. I'll have to talk things over with the judges.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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