January 23, 2021

Howdy Folks,

My kids have been sufferin the 'cabin fever' for the last few weeks. Honestly, weave all ben sufferin from it since last March, but i dyegress. They just been goin to school and then come home. They aren't outside in the fresh cold air for more then 10 minutes a day. I really think they are a losing it. We need spring to sprung, the sooner the better.

My oldest boy has beegun to eat ketchup packets whole. He eats the whole thing. the ketchup. the packet. He eats it all.

My yungest has taken to given her pets baths and then duct tapin 'em to the ceilin fan, turnin it on to "HIGH" so that they dry off fast. Her hamster really loves it.

Now my wife thinks that I've got the 'cabin fever' cuz she caught me microwavin my underwear. But just between you and me, I do that all winter long. Hey, it's cold out there!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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