January 20, 2021

Good morning crew,

I tell you, I am absolutely hooked on cooking shows. I have recently begun watching clips of a chef named Marco Pierre White on the youtube. He is a rather famous British chef, and most of his recipes have either British or Italian roots. If you've never heard of him all you have to know is that White trained Gordon Ramsay when he was starting out. That'll give you a good idea of what White is like.

Despite his personality, White has an abundance of great recipes that you can find easily online, and I have been building a list that I want to try. The only thing I don't have is time.

But this weekend I am determined to set aside 3 or 4 hours for a little experimentation. Plus, I am sick and tired of the 8 recipes I know. So I think I am going to try either a shepherd's pie or honey-glazed duck breasts. Neither of them could possibly be worse than the smoked pork belly I tried last year.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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