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January 16, 2021

Howdy Folks,

New Deals BoardHere's somethin' for y'all. It's a list of Jethro's, that's me, favorite songs. Now, without further ado or adon't, in no particular order:

1. I Saw Her At The Tractor Pull
2. Her Extra Toes Don't Bother Me
3. I Know She's My Sister
4b. Where's My Thumb?
5lbs. You Look Better In the Dark
87. Bowlin' For Bear Claws
x. You're Like Fishin' With Dynamite
11-teenth. A Thief Stole My Teeth
12345. My Flannel (The Remix)
Last. My Dog Watches Us Do It

Ah, there's nothin' like listenin to the classics.

Take Care Y'all

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

no wonder they went extinct.

I wish I was a fire breathing dragon like my cousin.

I'm a Shovelosaurus.

20 million years and I still have to shovel the driveway!

Oh! No! Another ice age.

This debunks the theory that the ice age killed the dinosaurs.

What! This is the warmest outerwear I've got.

Why isn't anybody helping? Do I have bad breath?

With all this shoveling I'm gonna be dinosore tomorrow!

I'd rather be getting plowed right now

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