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January 13, 2021

Good Morning Groanies,

I have a weird question for you... If you park your car inside of your attached garage, do you lock your doors?

Stacy always locks the car doors, but I leave them unlocked. It's not a point of contention or anything, but I was just a bit curious if this is a common thing that happens among couples at large.

What say you, good people?

Groaningly yours,

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*-- The Bar and the Fry --*

A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?"

The bartender looks at him shacking his head and says, "No, we don't serve food here."

*-- This Is The Library --*

Judi walks into the library, looks around, then gets in line for the counter. Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly says, "I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke."

The librarian looks at her for a moment. Then whispers to Judi, "Ma'am, this is the library."

Judi nods. Then she *whispers*, "I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke...."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Click MeQ: Where does the one legged waitress work?

A: The IHOP.

Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?

A: The one that's labeled "IDAHO"!

Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser?

A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up.