November 28, 2020

Howdy Folks,

Well, i am ofishilly stuffed full of thanksgivin' grub. I ate so much that i won't need to eat again til next Thanksgivin. It was good eatin'. It was so good that i might need sum new teeeth.

In a few days I'm sure i'll b able to button my pants again. I was a bit shocked that I couldn't do such a trivial task when i got myself up this mornin'. I'm goin to get to workin' out like that boxin' Rocky guy in that movie that I can't remember the name of.

I guess I'll be doin a ton of sit-ups, push ups, chin ups, pop ups, pull ups, pick ups, up grades, up-and-at-ems and upper cuts to get into some great shape. I just hope I'm up to it.

It's either that or bigger pants. And really i hate goin clothes shoppin'.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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I told you, you're going back to bed.

I don't like it when the kids play inside!

Get in your room!

"Oh, I know you're a great jumper, little Joey, but I'm afraid the NBA is not in the cards."

Now you listen to me bud, no hopping over the fence again

When I'm talking to you, you'd better listen!

School time, now hop to it.

Well, from the back the haircut doesn't look bad.

I told you when the sun goes down, to hop home.

Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.

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