October 24, 2020

Howdy Folks,

Believe it er not, accordin to most calendars, Halloween is a week away! I love this holiday cuz of the costumes, the pranks, the candy, the haunted houses... the list goes on.

My absoloote favorite part is passin the treats out to all of little trick 'r treaters. But this year things are gonna be a lil differnt cuz of the virus.

I think this year insteed of passin out cnady I'll just scare the tricker treaters when i swimm around in a kiddie pool full a hand sanitizer. I'll be the "Creature From The Purell Pond."

Hey, it's better than gettin stale Circus Peanuts. Trust me.

Happy Halloween, Y'all!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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