October 12, 2020

Good Morning Groanies,

Happy Monday! I have a question for you: While in a public setting, have you ever had to fart so bad that you couldn't stand up to escape to a more private locale to "unleash the beast"?

I'm just asking for a friend. Looking forward to hearing from you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to roll my chair to the supply closet for some reason.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve

Say Goodbye To Pests with the Owl Alert Ultrasonic Pest Repeller

*-- Lottery Winner --*

A wife comes in and yells, "Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!"

Her husband yells back, "But what should I pack?"

The wife replies, "I DON'T CARE! JUST PACK AND GET OUT!"

*-- I'm Taking Something --*

I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Whats the definition of Macho?

A: A guy jogging home from a vasectomy.


Q: What has four legs and flies?

A: Two pairs of pants.


Q: What does the richest person in the world make for dinner every night?

A: Reservations.