September 19, 2020

Howdy Folks,

For the last week or sow I have been a seein a large number of squirrels around the ol' Jethro estate. I'm talkin like hundreds of squirrels, y'all! They are all over the place.

I don't know if they are migratin or just moving from one place to another becasue fall is coming, or maybe they are searchin for sum tastee grub? Who knows?

My mother-in-law lives next door and noticed these critters, too. Her theory is theyre around cuz I'm nuts. I told her its becasue her dated hairdo makes her head look like a giant acorn. Why don't ya take yer theory and climb up an oak tree?!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! MINE, ALL MINE!

Chippy was upset to learn he only finished 3rd in the sunflower eating contest

maybe just one more

You picked a bad time to ask me a question.

At least they're unsalted!

Don't talk with your mouth full!

Yes, of course, I'm nuts.

This is one nutty squirrel.

These are my seeds, son!

Things 'bout to get nutty over here!

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