September 16, 2020
Good Morning Groanies,
The other day I wore pants for the first time in four months. I had been wearing shorts to help tolerate the summer heat, but now that summer is just about over, and temps are starting to dip... BRING ON THE PANTS!
It was kinda weird wearing them again. I guess I just got used to showing off my legs... my long, hairy legs. They look like two tubes of krakus ham covered in fuzz. Nobody's ordering that at the deli!
Should I just wear pants all of the time? It might be more beneficial to the sighted... and those eating ham for lunch!
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*-- Back to the Office --*
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"
The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."
*-- That Face! --*
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Q: How do you take a pig to hospital?
A: By Hambulance!