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September 16, 2020

Good Morning Groanies,

The other day I wore pants for the first time in four months. I had been wearing shorts to help tolerate the summer heat, but now that summer is just about over, and temps are starting to dip... BRING ON THE PANTS!

It was kinda weird wearing them again. I guess I just got used to showing off my legs... my long, hairy legs. They look like two tubes of krakus ham covered in fuzz. Nobody's ordering that at the deli!

Should I just wear pants all of the time? It might be more beneficial to the sighted... and those eating ham for lunch!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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