August 08, 2020

Howdy Folks,

I needed to get myself a new pair of sneakers. The pair I was wearin' was fallin' apart, has holes in it and unleashed a smell that can only be described as "dumpster fire".

My wife suggested that I get a sensable pear of runnin shoes. But since i didn't have any i could run out to get em.

The young'uns suggested that I just order them on the internets. So I did.

A few days later when the shoes arrived i was so surprized to see just how snazzy they looked. The only problem was i kept slippin and slidin when i wore em. I just resigned to the fact that im a gonna have to learn to live with it.

I guess thats why most folks don't wear bowlin shoes when their not at the bowlin alley or a weddin. Shoe shoppin was less and more smooth than i thought.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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