August 10, 2020

Good Morning Groanies,

During my family vacation, we spent most of our time at the beach. While enjoying the surf, Stacy, Jack, and Sean, all commented on my physique and how hairy it is.

I'm not going to lie, I'm a hairy dude. I'm not sasquatch or wolfman hairy, but I'm flush with fuzz. The more I notice my hair the more I want to get rid of it. There are times I look like I was wearing a shirt when I'm not.

Then it came to me - laser hair removal. That's the ticket! If I'm going to thin my bodily fuzz-field then lasering must be the way to go.

I brought this up to Stacy and she kind of made a face that said, "I'm not sure about this."

I could not hold back my response. "What?!" I yelled.

Stacy said, "That's gonna take a lot of lasers. Too many lasers. Like Star Wars trilogy amount of lasers!"

I'm not sure my Chewbacca look could take a blast from the Death Star. I guess I'll just keep manscaping. Where's my weedwhacker?

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Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Losing Weight Is Tough --*

Two overweight middle-aged women are on their daily exercise stroll. They were talking about how hard it is to lose weight as one gets older, something with which all you youths must deal eventually.

One woman complained that she remained an 'apple-shape' and the other said that no matter how much she exercised, there was too much poundage on her backside and thighs. It almost seemed like it was there to stay.

Her buddy agreed, saying, "It's true. The lard works in mysterious ways."

*-- Sweet Caroline --*

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How do you make a bandstand?

A: Take away their chairs.


Q: What is hairy and coughs?

A: A coconut with a cold.


Q: Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

A: Because it was too heavy to carry.