August 03, 2020

Good Morning Groanies,

Today, I am all smiles! I'm happy. I had a great, and much needed, vacation.

I don't really feel like ranting and raving about anything. Tomorrow things will probably be different, but for now I'm enjoying life.

Wow, this is what it's like to be calm. It's so... different. But I like it!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Q: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

A: They always take things literally.


Q: How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

A: Put lox on it.


Q: What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

A: Diddly-squats.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you call a magic dog?

A: A labracadabrador.


Q: What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

A: Bison.


Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

A: Re-Morse code.

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A: Because every play has a cast.


Q: Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

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Q: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

A: He just needed a little space.