July 13, 2020

Good Morning Groanies,

Are you ready for even more "Weird Stuff I Overheard In The Office"? I'm not... okay, now I'm ready. Let's do this!

1. The wind is so windy.

2. Geese have friends. Muskrats don't.

3. I can't picture a suicidal person going to bingo.

4. Didn't yesterday feel like today?

5. It smells like somebody's baby.

6. Who made the pot of coffee that almost overflew?

7. Do you see what I say?

8. Godzilla is a monkey, no, like a bear.

9. What day does a leap year fall on?

10. I wouldn't eat a pig that ate Doritos.

Last week was a long week. I need a vacation. Enjoy your week!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve

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*-- New Super Hero --*

Did you hear about the new comic book super hero?

He's half man and half cow.

He's just one of those unexpected Moooooo-tations.

*-- A Wrecked Car --*

As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.

The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another..."

The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Ma'am... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why is it so hard to fool a snake?

A: Because you can't pull its leg.


Q: Why did the watch stop?

A: He was running fast all week.


Q: Why did the ox lose his job on the farm?

A: Because he couldn't take a yoke.