July 11, 2020

Howdy Folks,

With all the crazyness goin on I got smart and asked my buddy Gil the butcher, hes a real butcher, to make some "meat" deliveries every week.

Every Monday I call up Gil and order some cold cuts and cheese slices to be delivered to the Jethro domicile on Friday. It's been workin pretty well since we worked out the kinks.

See, Gil would put a big block of meats and cheeses on the porch an i couldn't get em in the house. Then I had an idea... I had Gil deliver me a sandwich a day, but it got to be a little too much for Gil to do, he's a busy man.

So now we figered it out! Gil brings me the meats and cheeses, but he slips each slice threw the mailslot in the front door.

I'm so glad my food problems is over cuz i tried to eat a doorstop cuz i thought it was a wedge of cheese. It wasn't too bad. A little splintery.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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