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July 01, 2020

Good Morning Groanies,

The 4th of July is this Saturday. I think I'm gonna skip the fireworks this year, mainly because I don't want a hook to replace a blown-off hand.

Although the boys might get a kick out of it. They're really into the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' right now.

Have a safe and happy Independence Day, mateys!

Groaningly yours,

Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's red, white, blue and green?

A: A seasick Uncle Sam.

Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

A: Because freedom rings.

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

A: At the bottom.

*-- I Can't Take This Sitting Down --*

Biff: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Webster: Why?

Biff: Because she can't sit down.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

As Seen TV BSQ: What do you call an American drawing?

A: A Yankee doodle!

Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?

A: Nothing. It just waved!

Q: What's red, white and blue?

A: A sad candy cane!