July 01, 2020
Good Morning Groanies,
The 4th of July is this Saturday. I think I'm gonna skip the fireworks this year, mainly because I don't want a hook to replace a blown-off hand.
Although the boys might get a kick out of it. They're really into the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' right now.
Have a safe and happy Independence Day, mateys!
Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's red, white, blue and green?
A: A seasick Uncle Sam.
Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings.
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom.
*-- I Can't Take This Sitting Down --*
Biff: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Biff: Because she can't sit down.
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call an American drawing?
A: A Yankee doodle!
Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing. It just waved!
Q: What's red, white and blue?
A: A sad candy cane!