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June 27, 2020

Howdy Folks,

Summer 99centIts offishally summertime... for the past week! I love all of the fun that comes along with the summer times. You know, things like a beer slip 'n slide, BBQs, fireworks, BBQ sauce slip 'n slide, playin horseshoes, gravy balloon toss, hub-cap frisbee... so much stuff to do!

And the best part is that all of these partickular activitees are goin to involve me clad in my speedo that as "The Big Dog" writen on it.

Now does that say summer fun, or what?

Take Care Y'all

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I am not going to miss my mouth this time!

Wait... I had two of these a second ago...

This is doggone tasty!

I am the King of Cones.

Not what they meant by Coneheads!

This is the worst brain freeze I've ever had!

You mean this isn't what "chilly dog" means?

I'm no dunce... this ice cream is good!

Forget bacon. Ice cream is where it's at.

The mythical "Unicone"

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