June 06, 2020

Howdy Folks,

I was so tired after work the other day that i didnt have the strength to make myself sum dinner. So, i used my brain, and my phone, and ordered a pizza.

The pizza man came to the ol' Jethro homestead with the pipin hot pie. Now, since delivery folks aint supposed to hand you the grub, they leave it on the stoop.

And since my neighbor, Davey, has taken food deliverys from my porch before and I wasnt gonna take any chances. Dont mess with my hunger!

So I yelled out the window fer him to jam the pizza into the mailbox. Now fer my logic... If Davey steals the pizza then he's technickley takin and opening my "mail" and therefore thats a federal afence and he can be fully persecuted by the law.

I'm kind of an expert with mail law, and keepin my pizza safe. Bon appatite!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Let me get that lens smudge for you...

I think I am goin to be SICK ! too much kissing

YUCK...Get a room.

I give it two months.

So sweet I could puke!

Yuck,, they're at it again!!!!!!!

Their tongues are in each other's mouth. Ughhhhhhhhh

Those humans photobombed my picture

Gross! They clean themselves with those mouths!

Boy the grass tastes funny today!!

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