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May 27, 2020

Good Morning Groanies,

The boys are done with school on Friday; only they don't know it. So I asked them if they wanted to hear some good news and some bad news. Of course, the wanted the good news first.

I told them that Friday was their last day of class for the 2019-2020 school year. They hooted and hollered and cheered like they won the lottery but couldn't collect because they're minors.

Then they asked for the bad news. As much as I didn't want to I had to break it to them. "Boys," I said, "this is gonna be tough to hear but... Summer School starts on Monday!" Ain't I a stinker?

Maybe I can get Mark Harmon to Zoom in for that?

Groaningly yours,
Steve


Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve



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