May 23, 2020
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Here is a story that has everything; sex, violence, infidelity, and a surprise twist. Unfortunately, it has a rather tragic end. It all started when Alan Bischof, in his 70s at the time, met and started a relationship four years ago. The problem was was that Bischof was married for over 30 years, but there was something his lover could give him that his wife couldn't - kinky sex. But that was just the start of the secrets.
82-year-old Alan Bischof of Texas was arrested for felony aggravated assault over the death of lover Craig LaMell, 65, who died almost a month after claiming he had been jumped by several strangers near his home in Houston.
In emails and documents, Bischof - who has been married 35 years - went into great detail about his secret "sexual relationship," according to the court papers and his lawyer. He wrote about how "they engaged in sadomasochistic behavior" - and that "LaMell had requested Bischof to assault him," according to the court records.
The pair agreed on the "mutual plan" of claiming it was a mugging - yet LaMell also gave conflicting excuses to friends, even claiming he was battered by the jealous husband of a woman he was seeing.
Bischof's confessionals only came to light five months after his lover's death when his former manager found them on his work computer after he retired. It included a document titled "Confession" in which Bischof said he planned to kill himself over the accidental death of his lover, the court docs say.
Bischof was charged with aggravated assault of a family member because of their relationship.
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