May 23, 2020

Howdy Folks,

What in the world is with all of the crazy weather that we have been happening lately? It just seams like it won't a stop rain for anything.

Don't get me wrong I'm getting alot out of these frequennt rainy storms, but there's only so much you can do with rain water. Things like washing my truck, my clothes, my dogs, my house, my lawn, my boat, my kids and my self. Alot of rain and a little bar of soap from a Motel 6 can go a long way.

Enjoy the rain while it lasts, y'all!

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Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Look out for the STORM POOPER

The mission ain't over till the paperwork is finished.

In Star Trek, they'd just beam it out of me!

Captain's Log . . . wait, wrong franchise!

Glad I kept this mask on in here!

Trooper on the pooper!

May the flush be with you.

Just another Storm Trooper doing his duty.

This IS the toilet I was looking for!

Constipated? Use the Force, Luke.

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