April 06, 2020
Good Morning Groanies,
With six rolls of toilet paper left I have begun to brainstorm what to do when the rolls run out.
I guess I could try and get some at the store, but that's a heck of a gamble.
Ordering some online could come with a hefty price-tag. (It'd probably be more conducive to wipe my butt with the money that I would have spent on it.)
I could start using newspaper, book pages, posters, wall art, etc.
Or I'm gonna begin to go in the yard like a dog. But, to be much more classy, I'll dig a hole or a trench first. I think we found our winner!
Stay classy, and healthy, my friends!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- I'm A Sports Car --*
A man went into his shrink's office and says, "Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Trans Am.
Another night I dreamed I was an Lamborghini. Last night I dreamed I was a Porsche. What does this mean?"
"Relax," says the shrink, "You're just having an auto-body experience."
*-- Now That's Really Sick --*
An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."
On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage: "Well, just how sick are you?"
"Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How is a drama teacher like an obsolete form of public transportation?
A: They are both stage coaches.
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken!
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs.
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