February 22, 2020

Howdy Folks,

Have u ever glued yer head to somethin'?

I glued my four-head to my desk... on accident... when i was six years old... and eight years old... 15 years old...22...24...25...32...37...it has happened a few other times too. And now that i graduated i dont have that problem anymore.

Thank goodness i dont work in an office or i'd never get home.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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It's remotely possible the cat did it!

I was watching Lassie on TV and got too excited.

Worst chocolate bar ever!

Prove it!

Now will you take me for a walk?

He he he...so..what's on tonight?

What makes you think I did that?

I think it needs new batteries.

Am I 'pushing your buttons'? Ha, get it?!

Sorry, I was watching the Food Network.

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