January 18, 2020

Howdy Folks,

It's amazin' what you can teach to others. The wife and I hav been teachin the dog how to use the toilet. Its kinda awesome! He even flushes it and puts down the toilet seat when he is thru usin' it. We are so proud a him. We couldn't help feel good about his akompleshment.

My wife turn and said to me, "Hey, that means that there might even be hope for you."

I responded with, "Hey, I can flush if I want! the seats a little tricky but i can flush!"

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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