December 14, 2019

Howdy Folks,

Wow! I can't believe that Christmas is only 11 days away.

I'm excited that Santa will a be here soon. I've been a good boy all year long, but it was a struggle. I thought that I should be a bad guy this year because then I would get some coal in my stockin.

Hey, I would of been on the naughty list, but then I would of had a something to help me save on heatin' costs.

I know, it's like Sophia's Choice, right?

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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And they thought a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs.

Lets follow the pterodactyls when they fly south next year.

The dinosaurs tried adapting after the ice age came.

Only outfit to wear on laundry day.

YEAH SURE, METEOR, FAKE NEWS! I'M STILL HERE.

Where is that global warming we were promised?

Global cooling's gonna be the death of me.

Ice Age Schmice Age.

This snowblower runs on a few of my friends.

I don't know what a caveman is, but a snowman...

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