December 07, 2019

Howdy Folks,

Here is Jethros Hollyday christmas Shopppin list. AKA what i want for Christmas.

1. Camoflage Shower Curtain
2. Links (That's that new perfume from Jimmy Dean)
C. A Flannel One-zee for bedtime/w trap door
5. Case of beer (domestic prefurde)
18. A new set of snow tires for the house
42. SOme Skynard on 8-Track
3rd. A palet of Cheetoes

Hey, I was a good boy all year long. Well, APril is a little fuzzy, but... 10 out of 12 aint bad.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

Protein and Yoga - a winning combination!

Don't Judge me!

No mom, I'm not eating my other leg

Get a leg up!

Toe jam and turkey leg - Yum.

Folks, my workout includes both ends of my body.

I'M SO GLAD HE PICKED THE RIGHT LEG!

You are what you eat. I'm a turkey, by the way.

I got a leg up on the dinner rush!

I don't need no stuffing. I'm stuffing myself.

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