November 20, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Jack wants to earn an honest buck so the topic of chores are up for discussion.

He's been after me for just under a week or so to get a task or two to do. He suggested that he could take out the garbage. That actually could work.

Last night, after dinner, Jack asked to take out the garbage and I agreed. I told him to put on his shoes and coat and we could take it out together. As we approached the door Jack asked, "Are we just taking out that bag of garbage and that's it?" I told him that was the plan and he instantly took off of his coat. I asked him what the deal was and Jack responded, "Oh, I don't do bags. I only take the cans to and from the street."

I think becoming part of the workforce is gonna be a little rough for the boy.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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