November 16, 2019

Howdy Folks,

Oh, man! It has been really super cold this week and it's not even winter yet. but I have the solution for dealin' with a cold that human people aren't supposed to live in. You may want to wright this down.

The secret to survivin the cold weather is for you to microwave your underwear... that is before you put them on of coarse.

This has been a lifesaver for me and the members of my family since 1996. Oh, just make sure that there's nothing else in the microwave before you put your under-britches in. You ever try to get tv dinner stains out of your tighty-whiteys?

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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