November 13, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

It's cold outside. I'm sleepy. My Lotto numbers didn't come in. And I've got some of the worst gas I've had in years so... who's ready for some fart jokes?

These jokes will have you busting a gut! These jokes are really a toot... I mean hoot! These jokes are like cheese at a deli... a real cut up! Getting it? Cutting the cheese. Okay, I'll stop.

Enjoy these blasts of humorous air! Light a match!!!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton fart in front of his friends?

A: He didn't have the guts.


Q: Why doesn't Chuck Norris fart?

A: Because nothing escapes Chuck Norris.


Q: Why should you never fart on an elevator?

A: It's wrong on so many levels.

*-- I Knew the Answer! --*

A boy comes home and proudly announces to his parents, "Mom, Dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!"

The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?"

Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How can you tell if a woman's wearing pantyhose or knee-high's?

A: If her ankles swell when she farts.


Q: What do you call it when someone eats refried beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.


Q: What did the mother skunk say to her teenage skunk?

A: Don't stink and drive.