November 09, 2019
Howdy Folks,
I've been seriously serious about taking a vacation some wheres other than 'Jimbo's Bowl-A-Rama'. The wife and I have been a talkin about gettin away to a little getaway location. We can't afford to go to far or stay too long, but a bit of a trip would do us both some good.
Were considerin a few destinations for our adventure. We'd like to make our way to places that sound exotic and would have drinks with them little umbrellas in 'em. Here's are a few possibles...
1. Cucamonga
2. Cheboygan
3. Saskatchewan
4. Woonsocket, RI (Sounds Classy)
5. Bucksnort, TN
Well, we'll have to narrow our choices down to see which tropical location the Jethros will be at enjoying an ice cold drink will laying by the pool in our undershorts. I can't wait.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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