October 23, 2019

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A woman is facing charges after deputies say she broke into an occupied home in Iredell County, N.C.

The break-in happened at a home in Union Grove. The homeowner told deputies a woman, identified as 34-year-old Sara Noel Davis, broke into his home and began cursing at him.

The homeowner said Davis then walked past him and took a roll of toilet paper from his home.

When deputies got to the scene, they found Davis standing in the victim's driveway. She was arrested and charged with felony breaking and entering and felony larceny after breaking and entering.

Davis was then taken before a magistrate and issued a $7,500 bond.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Teen Lives in Walmart Undetected for 4 Days

A Texas teen was able to hide out in a Walmart in Corsicana for more than half-a-week without anyone forcing him to roll-back or roll-out. The 14-year-old was able to spend four days in the Walmart without being detected after building himself two hiding spaces. He put one in the baby aisle and the other hide-out was behind stacks of paper towels and toilet paper. "You never expect that you're at Walmart and someone has been living there for four days. That's crazy," Walmart customer Myrna Aguilar told CBS 11 News. The boy was able survive off of food he stole from the store and guzzle juice via a hole he cracked in the back wall of the drink aisle. He even had a makeshift bed and a fish from the pet department. In order to avoid being noticed when he was in plain sight, the boy would change his clothes periodically. He also wore diapers to avoid using the restroom at the store. Trash eventually led to the boy being discovered, but he was released into the custody of relatives and Walmart does not plan on filing charges.

Woman Kicked in Face by Giraffe

A 24-year-old woman who "loves giraffes" was kicked in the face after she entered the giraffe enclosure at the Henry Vilas Zoo in Madison, Wis. Amanda Hall climbed into the exhibit so she could get up close and personal with a 2-year-old giraffe named Wally. The 12-foot-tall animal first licked Hall and then he booted her in the face. Hall sustained non-life threatening injuries and Wally was not harmed. "Imagine if that animal came into your house, how would you feel about that? You would probably be nervous and excited, so an animal is going to have a similar experience, have a similar response. Be a little nervous and excited and that is probably what happened in this case," zoo curator Jeff Stafford told 27 News. Hall was cited for harassment of zoo animals, an offense that carries a fine of $686. Things could have been much worse for Hall because giraffes are capable of delivering blows that can kill lions.

READER COMMENTS

Lewis, in your last issue you stated, 'Apparently the daughter didn't think the information about his impending assassination was important enough to share with her father.' Perhaps the girl did in fact tell her father and he didn't believe her. -Chris


Hey Lewis, what teenage daughter is supposed to talk to her father? -Scott


Some people could make some money from a blood filled basement. I know I'd sure try it this close to Halloween.

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