October 14, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
On Friday morning, I joined Jack at his school for 'Donuts with Dad'.
Every year the school invites various family members, individually, to see their youngster(s) in their environment - plus there's food! So there's 'Donuts with Dad', and soon there will be 'Muffins with Mom', 'Gelato with Grandparents', 'Carrot Cake with Cousins', and a few others I'm sure.
It was fun! Jack and I had donuts, well, Jack ate the donuts. I just watched him inhale them.
Most of the dads that came knew each other, but seemed more interesting in griping about work than spending a special morning with their kids.
Once the donuts were down the hatch, Jack was a proud little peacock showing me around his classroom, telling me about his daily routine, and the procedure that he must follow to ensure that he gets that delicious pizza they serve for lunch every Friday.
I'm so proud of my second grader. He's as smart as a whip, sweet, and kind. I'm glad I got to have donuts with Jack and see how his world works. And it was a good reminder to keep my hands and feet away from his mouth at all times.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Nothing to Wear --*
It's Halloween and this woman has nothing to wear. She puts a sheet over her and sticks horns on it and goes to work.
A co-worker asks her what she is dressed as.
She replies, "Bull Sheet".
*-- What Are You Supposed To Be? --*
A guy named Bob goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.
Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?
Bob: A turtle.
Harold: What do you mean?
Bob: The girl on my back is Michelle.
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A: Tweets.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
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