September 21, 2019

Howdy Folks,

All i want to do today is too make a delicious turkey sandwich for eatin fer my lunch. I think i can a do it. I just need to get all of the fix'uns.

I'm a gonna need some fresh wheat bread, Sliced ripe tomaters, sum krispy lettuce, a big ol' bottle of tasty brown mustard, maybe a nice slice of colby jack cheese, oh, and a couple of dill pickle spears, and some delicious potater chips on the side. Now all i need is some freshly sliced, warm, smoked, mouth-watering turkey.

Oh who am I kiddin'? I ain't smart enuff to catch a turkey...or a chicken...or a duck... squirrel...goose... or a pig. I wish that they had turkey meat available for purchase at local retail food outlet shoppin stores. Oh well.

Well, i guess its leftover possum again fer me.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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