September 16, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy's car was in dire need of some maintenance. So, I took it to the repair shop for a little TLC.

While I was waiting for the work to be done, I noticed in the waiting area that a scruffy, middle-aged man was also waiting. At first glance, he looked like any other frustrated waiting room occupant, but there was something unique about him. While he paced back and forth for several minutes, I saw that his pants were unzipped and his belt unbuckled. Weird!

I wasn't sure if I was actually seeing this or if I was loopy from the overpowering smell of grease and motor oil in the air. All I do know is that Stacy's car is running like new. What I suspect about the aforementioned gentlemen, is maybe he doesn't quite get what the term "full-service" actually means.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Back Problems --*

Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup.

"I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.

"What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."

*-- Now You Stay --*

A girl pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure her Labrador Retriever in the back seat had fresh air while she went into the store. The dog was stretched out on the back seat, and she wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

She walked to the curb backward, pointing her finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car gave her a strange look and said. "Why don't you just put it in park?"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's the most musical part of a chicken?

A: The drumstick!


Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.


Q: What do ducks watch on TV?

A: Duck-umentaries!