September 14, 2019

Howdy Folks,

Most of my meals are leftovers. I'm always workin so i dont get to enjoy a freshly cooked meal, but I wish I could. Leftovers are fine, but some times they can be soggy.

Now I aint turnin down leftovers, or lefties as we Jethro call em, but i do wish that i could crisp 'em up. That's why i'm the number 1 fan of the Reheatza Microwave Crisper.

This kitchen helper saves a tons of leftovers which I might not just thrown away. It savess tons of time vs. a traditional oven. And it saves a ton of energy! I like that. What it doesn't really save is the quality of your food.

They're great for heatin up a cup of coffee, but when you have yerself a cold slice of pizza, or wings, or pasta, the microwave tends to turn it into a rubbery mess. Gross!

The good news is that this is a cheap solution that basically turns your microwave into a regualr oven with all the crispy, crunchy benefits. It's the Reheatza Microwave Crisper and it's a must-have for all fellow lefties eaters!

It's a phunny-sounding name, but it really works. Trust ol' Jethro. Get yerself this 12.5" pan and give yer leftovers and frozen foods oven-quality crispness straight from the microwave.

Your limp, leftover pizza sudenly has a crispy crust like it came right out of the pizza oven. And it works with pretty much anything like chicken, mozzarella sticks, even french fries. Mmmmmmmm, french fries!

If you've given up on gettin deliciousness out of your microwave try the Reheatza and you won't be throwin any more leftovers away.

Click here for kind of a phunny video or to order yours right now. I got mine!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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