August 26, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Yesterday morning, a FedEx delivery dude was at my door with a package under his arm. I answered the door, complete unaware at the time, wearing only boxer shorts and white tube socks. Usually, in these types of situations, I'll throw on a robe or a dressier pair of socks, but today it just slipped my mind. He didn't seem to notice or I just didn't notice if he noticed or not.

Then the guy asked me to sign for the package, but I misunderstood and thought that he asked me, "What's your sign?" So I scribbled out Sagittarius and thanked him for the delivery, and then off he went.

Once I came to my senses I realized that this probably wasn't the weirdest thing that Mr. FedEx had seen - and I definitely need to get some new underwear because maybe he was actually asking me about my package. We may never know.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- The Time Machine --*

When I was a little boy, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason.

Now at last I've managed to invent a time machine of my own, so I'm going to go back to when he was a little boy so I can punch him and see how he likes it.

*-- Jokes Under Investigation --*

Thieves broke into the police station last night and stole all the toilets.

A police spokesman said the police have nothing to go on.


Someone found a hole in the wall surrounding the nudist camp.

Police say they are looking into it.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?

A: Your teeth!


Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A: Because it wasn't peeling well!


Q: What is a pretzel's favorite dance?

A: The Twist!