August 24, 2019

Howdy Folks,

My youngest young'un Bethany crawled under the trailer and got stuck durin a rather intense game of hide-N-seek.

So of coarse ol' Jethro had to crawl and wiggle all through that trailer underneathness, which can be dark and scary and yucky. The first thing i noticed that ya cant see nothin down there on account of it bein so dark. Luckily, I put on one of them COB Versa Beam Headlamps that we sell over here at the office. It was awesome!

With a powerful 150 lumens at my disposal i could easily kneegosheate my what to little Bethany and so she wasn't scared scared of the dark I gave her own Headlamp cuz these handy things come in a 2 pack, witch was super helpful to this particular situation. And they left my hands free to help my little girl and make sure she was a-okay without havin to set the light down and not bein able to shine it where i needed it. And I'm sure its handy fer all sorts of task and jobs and such. I'm definitely gonna use it for workin on my truck, goin campin, fer when the power goes out cuz some varmints chew threw to power lines again. Youd a think they'd learn by now.

They certainly saved the Jethro family in a pinch and I'm sure that they can help y'all out in a pickle. So if yer interested and want to check out thse dudes and get yerself a pair then click this here link i got right here: COB Versa Beam Headlamp - 2 Pack

Fer less than $6 you'll be seein the light. Ha! I just made that up. I guess I light on my head did make me smarter.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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