August 21, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

During the five minutes that it didn't rain over the weekend I made an effort to do some yard-work. During this brief period I was weed-whacking away when I piece of debris hit me in the shin. When it connected it stung a bit, but I was so focused on my task that it slipped my mind within seconds.

Soon the rain came and I rushed inside. As I toweled off my family looked at me and my leg in horror, eyes bulging and jaws dropped. Stacy said, "Honey, are you okay? Your leg looks like it hurts."

It looked as if a bloody Nike swoop was dug into my leg. It was way worse than it actually was. A little Bactine, some Neosporin, a bandage and I'll be just fine.

A little later on Sean told me, "Don't worry, Daddy. We'll get you a new leg for your birthday." I wanted an electric razor, but a new leg is nice too.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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