August 19, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
Well, it's time to head back to school! I'm sure that parents all over are elated to be sending their kids back and getting them off of their furniture where they eat all of their food.
Stacy is already back teaching the high school youths. It's chemistry or bust this school for my lovely wife. I almost failed chemistry in high school, but I passed it with flying colors in life with her.
Jack is heading back on Wednesday. He's excited for the upcoming school year. Last week, he and Sean and I went to his school to meet his teacher and to drop off his pallet of supplies. Jack's teacher was very nice and seemed nervous about the year ahead which I thought was sweet and showed that she really cared about the kids and wanted to make the most of their time in 2nd grade.
As we were leaving Sean asked when Jack was to start school. I told him that he had one week before his first day of 2nd grade. Sean smiled mischievously and said, "Good! Then I'll have the house to myself and I can play with all of his toys while he's gone."
Of course I had to burst his bubble with my rebuttal, "Sean, you're going back the school right after Labor Day."
During his panicky epiphany he uttered, "What?! I thought I was done with school!"
I guess you do learn something new every day.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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