August 17, 2019

Howdy Folks,

I was a drivin' around the other day and I came upon this "choke n puke," that's trucker talk for a diner or a restaurante. Anyway, I noticed a sign outside the place said, "Eat Here and Get Worms!" I laughed and then headed on inside.

It was nothin' special, just a roadside diner with some good eatin that also sells bait. So I pulled up a stoool and had myself the "special" and a cup of joe.

Once I finished my food I told the waitress that this place made a mighty fine meal - one of the best I had ever had. I had the rest of my afternoon free so I figured I'd get in a little bit of fishin.

I asked the nice waitress if I could get some worms. She replied, "Y'all ready got 'um."

I'm seein' the doctor later today.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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