July 22, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

I don't know what my problem is, but something seems weird or off today.

I'm not quite sure what the deal is, but I feel like I'm in an episode of the Twilight Zone.

Everyone else seems normal. The day seems like a typical day. The sky is blue. Water is wet. And still...something is amiss.

Am I tired? No. Am I hungry? Nope. Am I wearing my wife's underwear? Yep! That's it! Mystery solved. As you were.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Whatcha Doin? --*

One day Timmy was in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decided to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked.

"My goldfish died and I'm burying him," Timmy replied.

"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.

"That's because he's inside your cat!"

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Father: Let me see your report card.

Son: I don't have it.

Father: Why not?

Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?

A: Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most.


Q: What's the biggest ant in the world?

A: An elephant!


Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

A: To reach the high notes!